"Retrofied Studios. You're a mess. We make games for messes."
WASSUP, Player!
The only mobile games studio that matters (probably)
Games made by people who actually play games (sometimes)
Welcome to Retrofied Studios!
"You're here. We're here. The games are… well, they're somewhere. Welcome to Retrofied Studios. We're just trying to figure out how to monetize your free time. This isn't a museum; it's a storefront. Stop admiring our choice of fonts and get to the good stuff. The clock is ticking on your attention span."
Privacy Policy
Welcome to the most exciting page on the internet: The Privacy Policy.
If you're reading this, you probably hate your life, or you're a lawyer. Either way, welcome.
Look, nobody wants to read this. You don't, we don't. But our lawyers (who definitely exist and aren't just a magic 8-ball we shake violently) said we have to have one. So, here we are.
TL; DR: We want you to play our games, not steal your identity. We're too busy trying to beat Level 4 to care about your grandmother's maiden name, unless she plays our games.
SoME More LEGAL STUFF!
🕵️ Data Collection: Not Creepy Spies
🤝 Third-Party Services: Not Our Problem
🕵️ Data Collection: Not Creepy Spies
We collect data. Shocking. We track things like how long you play, if the game crashes (so we can blame the intern), and what device you use (so we can silently judge your old phone).
We use it to make better games. We tried selling your secrets, but the black market demanded higher resolution screenshots.
🍪 Cookies: Not Edible
🤝 Third-Party Services: Not Our Problem
🕵️ Data Collection: Not Creepy Spies
We use the boring, digital kind of cookies to track site traffic.
Turn them off if you want to be difficult, but when things break, don't email us. We won't help.
🤝 Third-Party Services: Not Our Problem
🤝 Third-Party Services: Not Our Problem
👶 Children’s Privacy: Just Play the Game
We use tools from big names like Unity and Google. They collect their own data.
If you click an ad for "Magic Beans that Make You Rich" and lose your house, that’s on them. We are only responsible for our own code.
👶 Children’s Privacy: Just Play the Game
👶 Children’s Privacy: Just Play the Game
👶 Children’s Privacy: Just Play the Game
We don't want your kid's data. We just want them to beat the high score. If your child provided us with personal info, contact us immediately so we can delete it and get back to our lives.
📧 Contact & Changes: We're Busy
👶 Children’s Privacy: Just Play the Game
📧 Contact & Changes: We're Busy
We might change this policy without telling you. We expect you to check back constantly. It's called trust, look it up.
If you have questions, email us!
Talk to Us (If You Dare)
Contact Info (Because You Insisted)
Got questions, complaints, or a burning desire to pitch us your game idea (spoiler: we’ll probably steal it)? Drop us a note! We judge every message equally—harshly, but with love. If you’re brave enough, reach out. We double-dog dare you.
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